Recently in house Category

Now let's hope it bears fruit. Rainier cherries to be precise. It is indeed still February here in the Pacific Northwest, but we've had a winter of global climate change: no snow, less-than-average rain, and temperatures recently that kissed 60° F.

So, I'm trying my hand at growing something taller than an 6" indoor houseplant. We'll see how it goes.

The sample size is small (two) but I haven't even lived in my house for two months yet and already I've received collections notices for two people who never -- at least not in the last four years -- lived at my address.

First is one Jessica Panhallegon who seemingly went on a Gulf states bender. Emergency services were procured in both Houston and Baton Rouge that have yet to be reimbursed. Anticipating hearing from hospitals in Mississippi and Alabama next .

But Ms. Panhallegon was merely an appetizer. Andrew Jackson, your student loans are past due. No mention of what school of higher learning Mr. Jackson attended, but he's nearly $70K in the hole, and the friendly collections letter -- yes, I opened it -- already has told him that his credit score will be ruined. Poor soul.

At least, there is some positive financial news. I received direct deposit and General Electric shareholder dividend notices as well -- the addressee's name escapes me at the moment though. Perhaps I could funnel the incoming receipts to cover the outstanding debts.

One down, 29 years 11 months to go. Ah, the American dream -- indentured servitude to your mortgage. I mean, home ownership! Hooray! Totally worth it, I mean it. Really, I'm psyched.