Chicken Cutler

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Yes, yes been away too long. But of course, with the advent of the new season for America's naptime (aka, baseball), it would be football to make me wax on.

Quite simply the most important relationship on a football team is between coach and quarterback. My beloved Broncos made some sports headlines this week by trading the seeming future face of the franchise (Jay Cutler) to the Chicago Bears because of some off-season kerfluffle with the new boss in town, Josh McDaniels.

Bronco coaches of recent vintage have played both sides of this relationship dynamic. Dan Reeves didn't know what to do with John Elway, nearly traded him, and lost three Super Bowls with him behind center (at least one of which was winnable). Mike Shanahan took control of the team late in Elway's career and with the help of an incredible running game won back-to-back big games. Shanahan then had terrible relationships with both Brian Griese and Jake Plummer and the results on the field showed, eventually costing Shanahan his job even though his last QB (Cutler) made the Pro Bowl.

Enter Josh McDaniels as new Broncos' coach. Enter unnecessary, junior-high dispute over whether McDaniels was trying to trade Cutler. Exit Cutler in the off-season's blockbuster deal.

Who wins? Perhaps I'm thinking too confidently since I'm zero percent objective when it comes to all things Orange, but it looks to me like win-win at worst, with a huge potential upside for the Mile High boys. The Bears get a dramatic upgrade at quarterback, though we'll soon see if how much of Cutler's numbers was system and surrounding talent, or player. Kyle Orton, previous Bears' starter now shipped to Denver, isn't a bad NFL quarterback. He played in a pro set at Purdue and had to battle through never being anointed clear #1 in Chicago. But as yet in his career, he isn't mentioned in the same breath at Cutler. Orton also has never worked with as much talent around him as he'll have in Denver (memo to Brandon Marshall: please grow up!) and his new coach made Matt Cassel an $18MM man.

But the real bounty is the draft picks the Broncos exacted as their pound of flesh from the Bears. A number 1 this year and next, plus an additional third-round pick this spring. Choose well, and this deal could tip Denver's way fairly easily. I wouldn't be surprised to see Denver pick a QB this year now that they have five picks in the first 84 selections overall three rounds.

It's only April, but yeah, I'm ready for some football.

Dream On -- 2008 musical moments

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Mostly for my Dancing About Architecture lads, though whomever else floats this way is welcome to read and laugh or cry or comment or none of the above.

Overall, I'd give the year a C+, a B-minus if I was feeling charitable. Bands I really like, or whose last release I really liked, issued duds this year. Bloc Party, the Hold Steady, I'm looking at you. Don't Look Back nearly overshadowed new releases anyway with entire weekends dedicated to the format. After 17 years, the mighty My Bloody Valentine showed up to play Loveless. Yippee. But no new material Kevin? Really? Can I call you Axl now?

The whole wimpy boy beard music doesn't do much for me. Bon Iver, I'm talking to you. I appreciate the Fleet Foxes a bit more, but my initial exposure to them was at an outdoor summer music festival and their music absolutely does not lend itself to that setting whatsoever. The Doug Fir Lounge on a cold February night? That would have been better.

And, my annual award to the most overhyped, most overrated album that the world seems to love and I don't get in the least...My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges. I urge you to avoid, if you haven't been overexposed already.

If the name of this game was top 15, here are five more records I liked enough not to slag: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Dig!!! Lazurus, Dig!!!; Jolie Holland - the Living and the Dead; M83 - Saturdays=Youth; Magnetic Morning - A.M.; Ra Ra Riot - the Rhumb Line.



Herewith, what I enjoyed (and I must add here, if you see something of interest, click on the album cover art. I'm now an Amazon affiliate):

10. Kaiser Chiefs - Off with Their Heads

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No earth-rattling single on this release and that probably played right into my hands, er, ears. Rather than get overshadowed by an "I Predict a Riot" or "Heat Dies Down," Off with Their Heads is just a solid set of songs, something pretty lacking in many other releases I heard. Still not sure why these guys aren't massive. Oasis can take the piss, but the Gallaghers really haven't done much in the past decade besides fight. 




9. Sons & Daughters - This Gift

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8. REM - Accelerate

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I still stand by my thought that this isn't a return to form for REM; none of their other albums sound anything like Accelerate. So it's a bit louder, and a lot faster, than the baby boomer pop they had been trafficking in for a while, but it doesn't sound like Murmur or Lifes Rich Pageant either. As it happens, two of the slowest songs, "Houston" and "Until the Day is Done," are my faves.




7. Sloan - Parallel Play

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Somehow, after releasing an album last year with 30 songs on it (and two more available as free downloads), these Canucks release another brilliant piece of power pop. There's basically nothing to dislike here though, for a rare change, it's not Patrick's songs I swoon over.






6. Sun Kil Moon - April

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I'm nearly a Mark Kozelek apologist, there's little he does that isn't beautiful and inspired. That said, April is no Ghosts of the Great Highway. Though to be fair, Ghosts is probably the best Mark musical release under any moniker. April gets off on an unsteady foot, but by "Lucky Man" and the transcendent "Unlit Hallway," he's hit his stride in full for the remainder of the record. It was a very prolific year for Mark. Some versions of April included a bonus disk; also released were a live ep and another collection of covers. Plus, his lyric book that was originally only available in Portuguese was published in English and some versions of that also included a CD of rarities. A vein of riches.



5. Death Cab for Cutie - Narrow Stairs

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A welcome return to form after the mistake of Plans. Chris Walla figured out what to do with all the extra money they have to play around in the studio and it shows in spades. Real clean lines and Ben's voice sounds less thin somehow. Maybe this is too high on the list, a little home-region bias to the PacNW. Song of the year is the full-length version of "I Will Possess Your Heart."




4. Foals - Antidotes

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Here's where the heavy hitters begin. I'm not sure any of my 5-10 picks would have cracked the top 10 in another year, but my top 4 certainly would. There are so many sounds and probable influences in Foals I lost track: I could argue they listen to a fair amount of Bowie and Arcade Fire, have one eye firmly on making sure they keep your hips shakin', and then the horns! An antidote to all that ails ya.




3. Last Shadow Puppets - the Age of the Understatement

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Anyone in my general vicinity knows I think Alex Turner's Arctic Monkeys are nothing short of brilliant. So with absolutely zero objectivity, I can now say he can do just about no wrong. The Puppets sound nothing like the Monkeys and I still love it. Pour yourself a cocktail and wake up in Barcelona or the Riviera. This is Euro-lounge music for the new millennium. Why it wasn't the soundtrack to Quantum of Solace escapes me.



2. TV on the Radio - Dear Science

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Not really sure there's anything I can say about this album or band that hasn't already been said. I've seen Dear Science ranked first on at least three polls and don't doubt many  more to come. Not my number 1 since it wasn't unexpected. I loved Return to Cookie Mountain and this release was eagerly anticipated by me. So, I'm a tough A: meeting expectations gets you second-best.





1. Mercury Rev - Snowflake Midnight

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Totally unexpected takes the prize. I liked Mercury Rev well enough, even with their Flaming Lips' connection (who I think are sorta frauds), and was similarly looking forward to the new release. But absolutely wasn't expecting to have my ears blown off. Soothing and transporting simultaneously. A headphone album no doubt and even though mine are crappy little iPod ear buds, the sonic joy was inescapable. If this makes any sense, it's some sort of mash-up of early '90s downtempo/ambient with a healthy nod toward a Spiritualized wall of sound (minus the gospel choruses) and plenty of field recordings strewn everywhere. Over the top comes Jonathan Donohue declaiming oddly comforting lyrics alternating between the banal and Zen-ish koans. All perfectly encapsulated in "People Are So Unpredictable (There's No Bliss Like Home)" and "Runaway Raindrop." I'm not sure what's in the water in upstate New York - though it leads to a man-squirrel encounter as the album closer - and there's no need to bottle it, just throw the Rev on the hi-fi and drift.


The Internet as Janus: Part Deux

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In an attempt to break away from the non-stop Obama transition and financial news grabbing all the column inches, I started in the middle of the news section of the NY Times this morning and there were two articles on the bad Janus of the internet.

In the southern Florida exurb Pembroke Pines, Abraham Biggs, a troubled 19-year-old who had apparently found some solace and friendship through an online community at BodyBuilding.com committed suicide. After posting a note listing the combination of pills he was planning on swallowing, he was urged by other forum posters to take the antidepressants so they could watch live on Justin.tv. Echoing sentiments I've expressed here previously, "[t]he case, which has prompted an outpouring of sympathy and second-guessing online, demonstrates the double-edged nature of online communities that millions of people flock to every day." A couple of pages later, there was a report on the prosecution's closing arguments in the Megan Meier cyberbulling case in Missouri.

Momentarily, I wavered on the newsworthy-ness of this type of story. It's reminiscent of the ongoing debate in San Francisco regarding the reporting of suicides from the Golden Gate Bridge. Does the publicity engender copycats? Probably some minority of people will now take it upon themselves to use the internet as a bullying mechanism or self-glorification of the most final type. But I lean to the necessity of publicizing these incidents to pull the good face of the internet back into the discussion.

Brands are encouraged to let the conversation flow in online communities so both their detractors and their fans can hop on their respective soap boxes. When bad Janus faces forward, those of us who believe in good Janus need to respond. Perhaps it's the social contract for online communities. If we let the sad tale of Mr. Biggs be this day's corollary to Kitty Genovese; let's agree not to let it happen again. R.I.P.